"I got a XR2i with 15in alloys and flush tailgate innit"

Why can't pendoos just leave their cars alone? Why do they always feel the need to take their pendoo bottom of the range car and modify everything they can get their hands on - bigger wheels, smaller steering wheel, spoilers, go-faster stripes, neon lights and anything else that Halfords might sell?

But to add to your 19 year old, Max Power reading Pendoo, there's your middle-aged Pendoo in his ageing brown Mer-sa-deez with the radio constantly tuned into 1458am, complete with beaded seat covers and a tissue-box holder on the back shelf.

If you've spotted any Pendoo-mo-biles or if you own one yourself, please let us know or send us a pic...

Another pendooism... cherished or should I say, pendoo number plates! You know, No.'s on cars which have been manipulated so much to try to make the owners name. Usually found on Mercs, BMW's and clapped out Celica's.

Nawaz Nazir