Want to know if you are a Pendoo? Just take a look in the mirror...

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How do you recognize a pendoo man in the street? 1. You can hear (and see) the rather large bunch of keys with a 'Mercidiss' key fob clipped to his belt. 2. The trousers are held up by a flimsy belt on the stomach (rather than on the waist). 3. He will be wearing the cheap (white) trainers got from the sunday market for £7.50, (or the sleek shiny evening shoes (70's disco style)). 4. If he is over age 35 (like me), than his wife (in a saree) will be following him 10 feet behind (unually with a Tesco/Wal Mart carrier bag). 5. If he is over age 40 (unlike me), then he will keep re-aligning the carefully groomed moustache every 2 minutes. 6. He will be wearing a formal shirt without a tie (with a pocket diary and a hair comb in the breast pocket). 7. He will keep glancing (discreetly) at the 'fair' ladies as they walk by. 8. If he is going bold, then notice the way the last few, rather long, strands of hair are (un)cunningly used to cover the bold patch

Ravjibhai

Well funny mate. full marks Dont forget those pendoos who wear black trousers with white trainers, bought from the market,for the special occasion

Manjap Singh

Great site - great sense of humour in a journey to self exploration. How can you miss RADO watch and gold chain? Wearing a punjabi suit on a beach is a must for musti.

Dilip Chudasama

You seem to have forgotten the one key factor to defining a pendoo, and after reading these comments and suggestions you will have probably noticed, the true sign of a pendoo is trying to get a discount on everything and the refined art of obtaining a full refund from any high st retailer, even after wearing the clothes for a whole year or more !!!!

Sat gill