If you really want to see proper Pendoos in their element simply get along to any wedding...!

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What about the pissed-up bhaji at the end of the wedding who scoffs loads of lechi's after he's drunk a bottle of Black Label and chatted up all the waitresses on the balcony out of sight of the missus? And the infamous playing-card game of 'Seep' on top of a Walker's Crisps box in the aisle of the coach on the way back? And then trying to chuck loads of change AROUND the wedding Roller because the chauffer warned them in their contract not to any throw money ON the car? And the video-wala who brings boy along to hold the cable around the hall? And then the initiation of the bhaji who sends a plate of legs and a bottle to the bhangra singing band at the back of the stage? And the dancing on the fattest bloke in the house's shoulders until the gora manager of the hall comes to tell them to get down. What about the skinny bloke who attempts to pick up the big bloke at the Milni ceremony? And the shirt in the box and 'kumbul' (duvet) that gets passed on and on from wedding to wedding? And how can we forget the DJ's last song which is never the last song.

Lord James (Lalla) and Sir Harold (Bassi)

Mr Pendoo, You need a picture of an old car with 50 blokes hanging from it, doing bhangra............!! Also a picture of a bloke at a wedding doing bhangra with a glass/bottle of barcardi on his head.....!!!

Harminder Somal

Wicked website I just had to laugh so much when I saw this, you have to keep this website up. We are a team of Dj's who tour the UK performing at weddings and would love to send pictures of pendoo at weddings and pendoo slogans we here at each wedding...or even the best pendoo dance 2002. Wicked man, glad there is someone on the net with a good sense of hunour.

The Vibe Roadshow

I just had to tell you this. On returning to take down our marquee we noticed the householders had put up 3 tube lights hanging down from the marquee, we asked why they had done this, the guy replied he required more light for the camera man, classic. The tube lights were hanging by chunia they had knotted together, they worked well.

Kam (Premier Marquees from Southall/Hounslow)

At weddings a collective group of pendoos on the dance floor, always huddle together and raise their right legs that would interlock to provide each pendoo with perfect balance.

Sukh Singh, Gravesend